Top 10 Ways to Live Life More Dangerously

Tonight our Toastmasters of La Jolla theme is Adrenaline, which as you may know, is the chemical responsible for our “fight or flight” response – whether it’s a bear chasing you, or a close call on the freeway, you get excited and scared – your body prepares to fight or run.



In keeping with our theme, we have:



The Top Ten ways to live life more dangerously





10. Always smoke while refueling your car. Also, keep it running the whole time, and bring slippers and a piece of carpet to generate static electricity with. If anyone says anything, flip them ‘the bird’.



9. Whenever you see a big jacked up truck, accelerate past them, cut them off and then flip them ‘the bird’.



8. When driving beside a highway patrol car, wait until they’re exiting the freeway, wave to them, then flip them ‘the bird’.



7. Go to an amusement park and ride the fastest scariest rollercoaster in the park as many times as it takes to barf on the people behind you. When you exit the ride, point at them, and laugh. Then flip them the bird, and run!



6. If you park your car and other people are sitting in the next car, bump their door loudly with yours, then walk away as if nothing had happened. If they say anything... you know what to do.



5. While grocery shopping, eat food that you haven’t bought yet, then eat the wrapper so they can’t scan the bar code. If the grocery checker says anything, tell them to ‘scan this’.



4. Find the biggest guy in the gym and ask him why he’s such a small girlie man. Did he just start working out?



3. Women: Dress revealingly, then interrupt any conversation between a man and woman. Ignore the woman and ask the man a question, and listen to his answer as if he’s the most fascinating and sexy man on the planet. Ask him how such a fascinating man could be standing here all alone.



2. Men: Wait until that that special woman in your life is PMS’ing, and then: point out all the things about her that have been bothering you lately.



And the number one way to live life more dangerously…



1. Ask your significant other how their day was, and when they start talking, turn away and start doing something else.